ari gold

ari (on medellin): let’s just talk reasonably, ok? sometimes, things aren’t just meant to be. sometimes, no matter how bad you want something, you gotta let it go. senior year, all right, i was obsessed with katie sherman, the most insane tits ... anyway, the moment i found out she gave half the football team crabs, it was done. never thought about it again.
e: you’re saying medillon has crabs, ari?
ari: medellin has crabs, gonorrhea, syfillus, it is an untreatable super germ.